"You know you’re in love when you reach out to hold your woman’s hand, without remembering that her hands are full because you insisted she carry all the groceries out to the car."
"I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in."
"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."
"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."
"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."