"You know you’re in love when you reach out to hold your woman’s hand, without remembering that her hands are full because you insisted she carry all the groceries out to the car."
"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."
"I wish every envelope enclosed a love letter. It’s this hope that leads me to open strangers’ mail. So you see, I’m a romantic, not an NSA employee."
"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."
"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."
"I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place."