"You know you’re in love when you reach out to hold your woman’s hand, without remembering that her hands are full because you insisted she carry all the groceries out to the car."
"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."
"I gave her a broken watch, to symbolize that my love for her is forever and timeless. And as an excuse to why I’m always late."
"I blew the love trumpet until my cheeks were blue. Then I paid 34 bucks for a taxicab ride home so I could admire my receding hairline in the mirror."
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."