"You know you’re in love when you reach out to hold your woman’s hand, without remembering that her hands are full because you insisted she carry all the groceries out to the car."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."
"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."
"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."
"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."