I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."
"Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes."
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."
"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."