I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."

"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"

"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"

"The difference between a karate chop and a high five is the same as the difference between a knife and a paddle. My love can slice like a piece of pizza."

"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."