More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More