Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."

"To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone."

"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."

"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."

"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."