Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."

"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."

"When I make love, I make extra, and then I keep it in my pants pockets. Well, not all of it. I give an inappropriate amount to the tax collectors."

"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."