Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love i... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."

"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."

"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."

"You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself."