Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love i... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."
"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."
"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."
"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."
"I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in."
"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."
"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."