More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More