Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now i... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"You catch more flies with honey than you do with chopsticks. Let this be a lesson in love."

"When I make love, I make extra, and then I keep it in my pants pockets. Well, not all of it. I give an inappropriate amount to the tax collectors."

"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"

"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."

"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."