Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now i... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."
"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."
"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."
"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."
"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."