Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now i... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"The difference between a karate chop and a high five is the same as the difference between a knife and a paddle. My love can slice like a piece of pizza."

"If you don’t know how to love, then any old robot or mechanical device would best suit your relationship style. In this situation, vacuum cleaners might make the best lovers."

"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."

"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."

"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."