Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now i... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."

"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."

"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."

"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"