You catch more flies with honey than you do with chopsticks.... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."

"You can’t buy love, it’s true. However, I am offering mine for rent. Buy one year and get the next six months at half price."

"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."

"Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up."

"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."