Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody e... - Will Rogers
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."
"Always drink upstream from the herd."
"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
"Never miss a good chance to shut up."
"You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects."