Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody e... - Will Rogers

"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."

"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."

"If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing."

"Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there."

"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."