More quotes by Will Rogers

"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like."
"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."