Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody e... - Will Rogers

"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."

"Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious."

"Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you will still get run over."

"If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing."

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."