"Every guy says he's not like every guy, thus proving he is like every guy. Show me a guy who's different, and I'll tell you to stop pointing at me."
"You used to love me. Let me help jog your memory by buying you some running shoes. The shoes will be wooden, and nailed to the floor."
"She had eyes like sunsets, and every time she blinked it felt like the end of the world, otherwise known as night."
"Her love was too cold, like an anti-oven. That's called a freezer, and sometimes it burns food. She gave me heartburn, just like coffee, and it really woke me up to the reality of relationships."
"My heart is spinning. Love is a tornado. Will you be my Kansas?"
"My heart only grows more powerful the more my flowing love goes unabsorbed, unobserved, and unappreciated."