More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Personal branding is sales, because you’re selling an image of yourself, a mirage, and you are the product."
"Love may make you feel blue, love may make you feel green, and sometimes love may even make you feel turquoise or teal. Depression and envy get all the pretty shades of description, and I love that, but in a pink/purple kind of way."
"Microwavable ice cream is the future. Don’t wait for love to melt all over your crotch. Scoop some Ice Cream Soup today."
"A woman I had sex with is carrying my child, because God has made it so that my hands are full. They’re full of hope for the future."
"I watched the leaves change colors, and I thought, “People do that too. Their hair changes color as they age.” I remember that as my grandpa got older, his hair went from green to yellow to red, like a traffic light, only with slightly less honking."