Every night I pray I whisper into a megaphone, not only so G... - Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

"Every night I pray I whisper into a megaphone, not only so God is sure to hear, but also my neighbors, because I pray to God He’ll deliver pestilence and plague to the residents next door. I even tell God the exact address, as if He can’t read my heart. But it’s not for His benefit, it’s for my neighbors’."

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