Half of what I write is garbage, but if I don't write it dow... - Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.
"Half of what I write is garbage, but if I don't write it down it decomposes in my head."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.
"My grandpa died yesterday. I ought to know, because I shot him. So come, join me in the fight against patricide by killing your father’s father."
"Reading a book is like having the ability to dip a straw into the author’s soul and sip and slurp without lowering the water table of wisdom."
"I wonder if rooms in an insane asylum have Do Not Disturb signs for the doors. I should hope not, because knock or no knock, every occupant in those rooms is already disturbed."
"I’m trying to translate what my cat says and put it in a book, but how many homonyms are there for meow?"
"Reading a book is like having the ability to dip a straw into the author’s soul and sip and slurp without lowering the water table of wisdom."