Half of what I write is garbage, but if I don't write it dow... - Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.
"Half of what I write is garbage, but if I don't write it down it decomposes in my head."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.
"Are you OK with pissing people off to succeed? Because that’s what will happen. Success pisses off the unsuccessful."
"I've been trying to start a garage band for over a decade now, but father won't move his car."
"I’m famous for my Shepherd’s Pie. Here’s my recipe: lamb, potatoes, cheese, peas, paprika, and a wool-covered apron for the chef/shepherd/wolf-like politician to wear while serving the sheeple up."
"Reading a book is like having the ability to dip a straw into the author’s soul and sip and slurp without lowering the water table of wisdom."
"More people are leaving TV behind to read my books than ever before. In the last year alone I gained over two readers (three, to be exact). So I’d like to take a moment and say thanks mom, dad, and kidnap victim I keep chained in the basement."