Half of what I write is garbage, but if I don't write it dow... - Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.
"Half of what I write is garbage, but if I don't write it down it decomposes in my head."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.
"Not only do I not believe in not believing in God, I’m also a big supporter of crutches, canes, walkers, and anything that helps support man through difficult times."
"Reading a book is like having the ability to dip a straw into the author’s soul and sip and slurp without lowering the water table of wisdom."
"I’m famous for my Shepherd’s Pie. Here’s my recipe: lamb, potatoes, cheese, peas, paprika, and a wool-covered apron for the chef/shepherd/wolf-like politician to wear while serving the sheeple up."
"You know that I know you know, but I want you to know that I know you know I know you know I know. It’s important for you to know that, you know?"
"I’m trying to translate what my cat says and put it in a book, but how many homonyms are there for meow?"