More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"An empty ketchup bottle full of romantic quotes is just what I need to turn my cheeseburger into the perfect lover. Now you can get more romantic for an upcharge of just 69 cents."
"A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was marriage."
"When I compliment you, I compliment myself, because I am who I associate with."
"I just bought a new dishwasher. Some guy was selling two of them in a barn, and it was either that or get a horse, but horses leave spots on silverware."
"Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one slice of bread. Don’t stress—fold it in half and love yourself."