More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Your fantasies define you, so dream carefully. A man with no imagination is a man with no future in today’s world—and no past in tomorrow’s."
"We made love like a goat has four legs like a table. If your dining room table can walk, it’s best to eat while sitting in wheelchairs."
"The summer temperature outside was 45 degrees, so I turned 45 degrees and went right back inside. It was so cold outside because that’s where all her love for me was."
"I believe the way to master my destiny is to serve others. If I raise up others, am I not also raised up?"
"It's a fact that men make more money than women. That's why I became a man. Best decision of my life."