More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I am a slave to your love. Well, more like indentured servant."
"I want a moon canoe, because have you ever tried paddling through dirt? Love is a journey, and I try to travel as efficiently as I can."
"Water is translucent, but not invisible. But a glass half full is half translucent, half invisible, and you cannot drink what you cannot see, which may be why I am so thirsty for her love."
"I count as blessings things I could have benefited from, even if I neglected to utilize them. A gift is still a gift, even if left wrapped and unopened."
"I meet people to know I’m not alone. I network like an astronaut on the moon."