"Everything I’ve ever done, ever thought, ever experienced, and ever felt, has led me up to this moment in my life. And after accumulating and culminating it, all I can say is, “Ahhhhh!"
"My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me."
"Everything I’ve ever done, ever thought, ever experienced, and ever felt, has led me up to this moment in my life. And after accumulating and culminating it, all I can say is, “Ahhhhh!"
"Sometimes I sit for hours just thinking, wondering what the man upstairs is trying to tell me. Yesterday I reached the conclusion that he was saying, “Get me a slinky."
"Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world."
"Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face."