One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up... - Ellen DeGeneres
"One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine."
"One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine."
"I hope I make people feel better. I hope I take people out of their situations a little bit and make them happier. That's really why I do what I do."
"Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log."
"Find out who you are and be that person. That's what your soul was put on this Earth to be. Find that truth, live that truth and everything else will come."
"I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that."
"Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot."