More quotes by Bill Watterson

"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."
"I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations."
"You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!"
"Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience."
"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."