More quotes by Bill Watterson

"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."
"CALVIN:When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment."
"You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!"
"I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations."
"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."