You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underp... - Bill Watterson

"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."

"HOBBES:Virtue needs some cheaper thrills."

"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."

"HOBBES:If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams."

"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."