More quotes by Bill Watterson

"CALVIN:This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this?HOBBES:I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday? CALVIN:Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God."
"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!"
"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."
"CALVIN:Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien."
"To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble."