Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something c... - Bill Watterson

"I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts."

"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!"

"Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience."

"CALVIN:This whole Santa Claus thing just doesn't make sense. Why all the secrecy? Why all the mystery?If the guy exists why doesn't he ever show himself and prove it?And if he doesn't exist what's the meaning of all this?HOBBES:I dunno. Isn't this a religious holiday? CALVIN:Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God."

"HOBBES:If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams."