Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something c... - Bill Watterson

"It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept."

"To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble."

"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!"

"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."

"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."