More quotes by Woody Allen

"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition."
"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."
"I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland."
"I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100."