More quotes by Woody Allen

"Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine."
"My brain? That's my second favorite organ."
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."