More quotes by Woody Allen

"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
"I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"Eighty percent of success is showing up."