More quotes by Woody Allen

"God is silent. Now if only man would shut up."
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."
"If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."