Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as... - Woody Allen

"I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100."

"I read in self-defense."

"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak."

"The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence."

"Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine."