More quotes by Woody Allen

"I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland."
"Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ."
"Eighty percent of success is showing up."
"I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."