Hard at work? I’ll give you a hand—my right hand. It’s a han... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Hard at work? I’ll give you a hand—my right hand. It’s a handshake, for networking and encouragement purposes. Keep it up!"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If I could convert books to wine, I’d start with The Grapes of Wrath. I’ve never read it, but maybe tonight I’ll be thirsty enough."
"My clone will have my mind, but I don’t mind. Two heads are better than one—especially when those two are one and the same."
"My brain is divided into two butterflies, and both are in love with your rose-shaped heart. If you've got the garden, I've got my whole life."
"It's a fact that men make more money than women. That's why I became a man. Best decision of my life."
"I love you the way ice melts in vodka—slowly, seamlessly, and invisibly. It’s a feel-good feeling whether you see it or not."