More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream, I saw the future."
"Wherever there’s a gathering of people, there is networking going on. My favorite place to network is the cemetery."
"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"
"Wisdom is knowing when you are being patient, and when you are wasting time by waiting."
"I’m half chameleon, half camouflage, and wholly in love with you, though you’d never be able to see it."