He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, becau... - George Carlin
"He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly."
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"I think I am, therefore, I am... I think."
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"It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot."