More quotes by George Carlin

"I bet you anything that 10 times out of 10, Nicky, Vinny and Tony will beat the shit out of Todd, Kyle and Tucker."
"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood."
"It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot."
"I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up."
"Electricity is really just organized lightning"