More quotes by George Carlin

"Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck"
"Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it."
"I think I am, therefore, I am... I think."
"It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot."
"It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot."