More quotes by George Carlin

"Meow” means “woof” in cat."
"How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies."
"The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept."
"That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it."
"I bet you anything that 10 times out of 10, Nicky, Vinny and Tony will beat the shit out of Todd, Kyle and Tucker."