Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think femal... - George Carlin
"Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck"
"Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck"
"How is it possible to have a civil war?"
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."
"I think I am, therefore, I am... I think."
"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."
"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that."