Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think femal... - George Carlin
"Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck"
"Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck"
"I think I am, therefore, I am... I think."
"It's never just a game when you're winning."
"How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies."
"I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions."
"How is it possible to have a civil war?"