May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your ho... - George Carlin
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."
"That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it."
"It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot."
"Electricity is really just organized lightning"
"The planet is fine. The people are fucked."