More quotes by George Carlin

"The planet is fine. The people are fucked."
"I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up."
"It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot."
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me—they’re cramming for their final exam."
"There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords."