More quotes by George Carlin

"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood."
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
"Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it."
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
"I bet you anything that 10 times out of 10, Nicky, Vinny and Tony will beat the shit out of Todd, Kyle and Tucker."