I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And ap... - George Carlin
"I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions."
"I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions."
"The planet is fine. The people are fucked."
"That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it."
"The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept."
"Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it."
"Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes."