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"I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I’d order take out."
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"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
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"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. Read More
"Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a cartographer to map out my romantic territory."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. Read More
"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. Read More