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"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
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"Like Alexander the Great and Caesar, I’m out to conquer the world. But first I have to stop at Walmart and pick up some supplies."
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"I peed on the floor to get hired. Now I’m the janitor."
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"33 old people went into a nursing home, and only 34 people came out alive. One old woman died while giving birth to twins."
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"My love is like the shape your mouth makes while you whistle. Would you mind if I accompanied you on my harmonica?"
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