When the clock reads 3:00, I don’t call it three o’clock, I... - Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

"When the clock reads 3:00, I don’t call it three o’clock, I call it three hundred, and I remember the Spartans. At 3:01, however, I remember what I was doing at 2:59, and I get back to it."

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