When the clock reads 3:00, I don’t call it three o’clock, I... - Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

"Not only did I lie about lying, but I lied about lying about lying. And you’d better believe that’s the truth."

"There is until there isn’t. That’s just the way it is. Until it isn’t."

"Love lets us ride on its back as if it were a camel. But you’ve got to water it, or it won’t grow into a healthy rose bush."

"On savings: A dollar here, a dollar there. Over time, it adds up to two dollars."

"I want to make something of myself. I believe it’s called a statue."