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"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. Read More
"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. Read More
"He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. Read More
"This book comes with its very own logo (logo sold separately)."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. Read More
"Love knows no boundaries. I wish I would have known that before I hired a cartographer to map out my romantic territory."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. Read More