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"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
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"He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse."
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"There’s truth and honor in a mustache. And that’s why I started flying one on the flagpole outside of my house."
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"He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. Read More
"I was nervous. Like an ice cube, I just froze up. Then I melted in some strange guy’s drink."
— Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink. Read More