There’s truth and honor in a mustache. And that’s why I star... - Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

"There’s truth and honor in a mustache. And that’s why I started flying one on the flagpole outside of my house."

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"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."
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"He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse."
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