There is until there isn’t. That’s just the way it is. Until... - Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
"There is until there isn’t. That’s just the way it is. Until it isn’t."
"There is until there isn’t. That’s just the way it is. Until it isn’t."
"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
"We rode the merry-go-round like a couple of lovers. We weren’t though; we were just two horse enthusiasts from two different worlds (I think she was from Mars)."
"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."
"33 old people went into a nursing home, and only 34 people came out alive. One old woman died while giving birth to twins."
"He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse."