There is until there isn’t. That’s just the way it is. Until... - Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
"There is until there isn’t. That’s just the way it is. Until it isn’t."
"There is until there isn’t. That’s just the way it is. Until it isn’t."
"This book comes with its very own logo (logo sold separately)."
"No matter how much water a sink takes on, it never lives up to its name. The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink."
"The only gift I have to give, is the ability to receive. If giving is a gift, and it surely is, then my gift to you is to allow you to give to me."
"33 old people went into a nursing home, and only 34 people came out alive. One old woman died while giving birth to twins."
"He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful, and I smiled because I meant she looked like a corpse."