There is until there isn’t. That’s just the way it is. Until... - Jarod Kintz, The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

"We rode the merry-go-round like a couple of lovers. We weren’t though; we were just two horse enthusiasts from two different worlds (I think she was from Mars)."

"Love lets us ride on its back as if it were a camel. But you’ve got to water it, or it won’t grow into a healthy rose bush."

"On savings: A dollar here, a dollar there. Over time, it adds up to two dollars."

"This book comes with its very own logo (logo sold separately)."

"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."