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"Kevin Love has a last name that sums up my feelings for you. But then again, so does Renaldo Letsfucktonight."
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"When the clock reads 3:00, I don’t call it three o’clock, I call it three hundred, and I remember the Spartans. At 3:01, however, I remember what I was doing at 2:59, and I get back to it."
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"I wish success could be ordered like delivery pizza, because I’d order take out."
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"I want to make something of myself. I believe it’s called a statue."
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"My love is like the shape your mouth makes while you whistle. Would you mind if I accompanied you on my harmonica?"
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