He rose like heroes, and I rose like rows of red roses. Love... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"It’s true, I can’t make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your cage."

"I drank her essence, and it’s like she never existed and now I’m thirsty again. Let this be a lesson in love."

"Apparently I’m transparent—with my feelings, not with my body. I’m an emotional ghost, and if you can’t see my love for you it’s because it’s dead."

"I always wear gloves when I wash my hands. That’s also how I make love, and if you buy now I’ll throw in an extra bar of soap for FREE."

"I’m just going to keep plugging away until I find success—or an electrical socket that works. This is the secret to gaining worldly power."