"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."
"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."
"I want the gift of a guitar—no strings attached. I want your love to also have no strings attached—and be just as musical."
"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."
"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."