Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up w... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."

"I know a thing or two about love. Well, maybe just a thing. A big, blurry thing, like Bigfoot."

"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."

"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."