Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up w... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."

"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."

"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."

"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."

"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."