A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly,... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."

"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."

"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."

"Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes."

"A windmill has arms, but does not hug. Where’s the love?"