A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly,... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."
"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."
"You know you’re in love when you reach out to hold your woman’s hand, without remembering that her hands are full because you insisted she carry all the groceries out to the car."
"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."
"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"