A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly,... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself."
"I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."
"Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling."