A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly,... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."

"I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refills. I’m a lover, not a farmer."

"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."

"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."