A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly,... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."
"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."
"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."
"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."
"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."
"Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes."
"A windmill has arms, but does not hug. Where’s the love?"