I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with lov... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."

"You catch more flies with honey than you do with chopsticks. Let this be a lesson in love."

"Last time I arm-wrestled, I broke my leg. Boy, what I wouldn’t do for love."

"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."

"Love is the science of reducing your sound while upping the amplitude of another person."