I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with lov... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."

"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."

"Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling."

"We made love like two folding lawn chairs. We were both motionless, but the possibility of movement permeated the moment."

"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"