"I want the gift of a guitar—no strings attached. I want your love to also have no strings attached—and be just as musical."
"I cook. My favorite thing to make is love."
"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."
"Let love find you. Don’t go looking for it. The best way to attract a mate is to post an ad on Craigslist titled, “Have lube, will travel."
"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."
"You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself."