"I want the gift of a guitar—no strings attached. I want your love to also have no strings attached—and be just as musical."
"I’ve got a way with love. Away with love."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
"Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon."
"You know you’re in love when you reach out to hold your woman’s hand, without remembering that her hands are full because you insisted she carry all the groceries out to the car."
"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."