Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"

"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."

"Love is the only gift that’s acceptable to give away as soon as you get it."

"You know you’re in love when you reach out to hold your woman’s hand, without remembering that her hands are full because you insisted she carry all the groceries out to the car."

"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."