Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"We made love like two folding lawn chairs. We were both motionless, but the possibility of movement permeated the moment."

"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."

"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."

"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."