Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe. - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."

"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."

"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."

"I know a thing or two about love. Well, maybe just a thing. A big, blurry thing, like Bigfoot."

"Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon."