More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"What reading level is the word love? It’s a four-letter word everybody knows the meaning of, but nobody can define it."
"When I win, it’s because I’m skilled. When I lose, it’s because my opponent is lucky. But when I fall in love, it’s because I’m lucky and she’s skilled."
"I love deeply. I love long. I love wide and high. That's right, my love is interdimensional, and my vortex will heal your body and soul."
"My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I write with both of them."
"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."