More quotes by Bill Watterson

"Years from now, when I'm successful and happy, ...and he's in prison... I hope I'm not too mature to gloat."
"I liked things better when I didn't understand them."
"CALVIN:As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight."
"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back."
"Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!"