More quotes by Bill Watterson

"Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?"
"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."
"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."
"From now on I’ll connect the dots my own way."
"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."