More quotes by Bill Watterson

"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."
"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."
"The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and inhibit clarity."
"CALVIN:When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment."
"It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept."