More quotes by Bill Watterson

"I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations."
"Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend."
"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."
"That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder."
"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."