More quotes by Woody Allen

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."
"Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine."
"Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
"Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!"