More quotes by Woody Allen

"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."
"It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to."
"I think being funny is not anyone's first choice."