I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. - Woody Allen

"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."

"I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100."

"The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence."

"To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition."