More quotes by Woody Allen

"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."
"Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine."
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope."