More quotes by Woody Allen

"I think being funny is not anyone's first choice."
"If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."
"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."
"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak."