Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"I think being funny is not anyone's first choice."
"If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."
"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."
"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak."