More quotes by Woody Allen

"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland."
"You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ."