I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when... - Woody Allen

"God is silent. Now if only man would shut up."

"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."

"I read in self-defense."

"You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ."

"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."