More quotes by Woody Allen

"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak."
"It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to."
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."
"Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!"