More quotes by Woody Allen

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."
"Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine."
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."