Hotel hallways should have conveyer belts for floors, so I c... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Hotel hallways should have conveyer belts for floors, so I can feel like a grocery item on vacation. I guess I’m just a romantic."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I don’t know what I’ll do until I know what you’ll do. I’m proactive with my preemptive reactive strategy."
"My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that."
"The scent of success, it smells like body odor."
"I’m hard to love, but I love hard, like my heart is the sun yearning to tan your naked body. I promise I won’t burn you."
"I love letting her know how much she means to me. A love in secret is but a shadow that’s cold and lonely."