More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I dance so fluid you’d think I’m a fish. I don’t need to drink to be able to dance—I am the drink. Have a sip and find out for yourself."
"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."
"I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills."
"Her love is more aww than awe, and even if were awesome, I want aweall, not merely some awe. I’m greedy for the amazing."
"She’s ignoring my texts. Maybe she’s dead. Oh, I certainly hope so. I’d hate to think she’s being deliberately unresponsive."