How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies. - George Carlin
"How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies."
"How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies."
"In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem."
"Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes."
"He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly."
"The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept."
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."