Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood."

"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."

"It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya."

"How is it possible to have a civil war?"

"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"