There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moo... - George Carlin
"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."
"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."
"The planet is fine. The people are fucked."
"You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci. Two reasons: First of all, I think he's a good actor, okay? To me, that counts. Second, he looks like a guy who can get things done. Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around. In fact, Joe Pesci came through on a couple of things that God was having trouble with."
"I think I am, therefore, I am... I think."
"Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it."
"How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies."