"I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, 'There is no "I"in team.' What you should tell them is, 'Maybe not. But there is an "I"in independence, individuality and integrity."
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."
"I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up."
"The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept."
"That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it."
"The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity."