I often warn people: "Somewhere along the way, someone is go... - George Carlin

"How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies."

"He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly."

"It's never just a game when you're winning."

"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood."

"The planet is fine. The people are fucked."