How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it t... - Jarod Kintz, A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

"How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly."

"A leap of faith doesn’t involve leg strength. Still, I can’t take any chances, so I’ve been doing squats."

"I sell Ziploc bags. They’re not empty—they’re full of hope."

"Just because I flap my arms, that doesn’t make me a bird. No, I’m a bird because I believe myself to be. That’s the power of faith."

"Sometimes looking like you know is better than actually knowing. People respect you, and defer to you, yet you don’t have the burden that comes with heavy knowledge."